Zuh? Are you a blog?
Juh: No. The Man has co-opted that term. We are not a blog.

Zuh? Can I link to you?
Juh: Oh, man, you better, and tell us about it... all about it.

Zuh? I don't like your site.
Juh: Well, then, get out! Of our site!

Zuh? Where'd the Easy Targets page go?
Juh: Oh, you liked that?

Zuh? What's wrong with everything?
Juh: Just keep coming back, and we'll keep telling you.